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Posted by crux on Jul 31, 2004
Pete. I have a feature request. We need a view count for each post, so when you submit something about how you almost kind of could have died you can tell if anyone at least read it without being prompted to do so by the original author.

I'm more than willing to do a full regression test of the site anytime you want. That's my thing now...or so my boss tells me.

hmm
Posted by vivian on Jul 31, 2004
someone should've tasted the powdery substance to find out what it was... it was probably icing sugar and it would've been a tasty treat..

the gift basket should probably also include cheap prozac and porno involving massive horse cocks.

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Posted by Nerhael on Jul 31, 2004
'Massive horse cocks' should not typically appear in print.

I think the viewed thing could be done, it's more difficult to determine how to define that. Like, every time the page is loaded, that could be counted, or we can try to count distinct visitors on some level, but that would obviously fall somewhat flat. Though...I 'could' prolly count that in terms of members specifically.

Bleh, what are your thoughts on how to track this?

WRONG
Posted by Miguel on Aug 01, 2004
The world would be a better, sexier place is massive horse cocks were everywhere, diffused through every medium!

Print, Film, Radio, T.V, The Minority Report Telepathic Freaks, The Information Superhighway.

I wa....no, I NEED to see massive horse cocks all over the place.

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Posted by vivian on Aug 01, 2004
can we stop talking about massive horse cocks for just one minute to address how seth almost kind of could have died last week?

god people.. have a little compassion

Very Well....
Posted by Miguel on Aug 03, 2004
I am sorry Seth's MASSIVE HORSE COCK almost killed him.

i care
Posted by krys on Aug 11, 2004
i read it.. and cared.. then continued to read it to all my friends..
just in case they wanted to send a powedery substance to an office building..

i care seth.

..massive horse cocks....

Umm
Posted by Nerhael on Aug 11, 2004
Just where is your caring directed?

To Seth? Or towards MASSIVE HORSE COCKS?

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Posted by vivian on Aug 11, 2004
STOP SAYING 'MASSIVE HORSE COCK'

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Wait...
Posted by crux on Aug 11, 2004
Forget about tracking the number of times a post is viewed.

What we should be tracking is the number of times the phrase "MASSIVE HORSE COCK" appears in The Wolfshack. The people have a right to know, and a right to know without counting anything.

But seriously, tracking unique users would be too complicated. I'd be happy with a general count of the number of times the original post page is loaded. I realize that wouldn't be quite as accurate since most people probably load the page a couple of times while composing a reply, but it would be a decent ball park figure. Plus that way I could just hit refresh over and over, making it look like people are really into what I've got to say. This may be a stupid question, but what do you use to hold the user's session right now? Couldn't we at least limit the counter to once per session, per user? I don't know. I need to sleep before I go back to work. It's 6:22PM. Hahaha.

Can we do both? Please?

Wait...
Posted by crux on Aug 11, 2004
Forget about tracking the number of times a post is viewed.

What we should be tracking is the number of times the phrase "MASSIVE HORSE COCK" appears in The Wolfshack. The people have a right to know, and a right to know without counting anything.

But seriously, tracking unique users would be too complicated. I'd be happy with a general count of the number of times the original post page is loaded. I realize that wouldn't be quite as accurate since most people probably load the page a couple of times while composing a reply, but it would be a decent ball park figure. Plus that way I could just hit refresh over and over, making it look like people are really into what I've got to say. This may be a stupid question, but what do you use to hold the user's session right now? Couldn't we at least limit the counter to once per session, per user? I don't know. I need to sleep before I go back to work. It's 6:22PM. Hahaha.

Can we do both? Please?