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Forum posts for A Quick Laugh!

Damn you
Posted by Nerhael on Jan 14, 2004
It's one of those giggle days.

Don't shoot the messenger.
Posted by mike on Jan 14, 2004
Discalimer: The following might be viewed as horribly rude by most. The opinions expressed in the following statements are not those of MIke, but were sent to him in an e-mail. Women are great, and are to be viewed as the equal of a man in 99.9% of all situations.

With that said, if you discount the overall rudeness and chauvenism (I think that's right), the following exerpts are at least moderately amusing.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. (This is bad, but flatulence is funny)

And now the GOLD!

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
(I don't care who you are, that's funny.)

Everything elso was much more rude than amusing.