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Forum posts for Advice of the Day for January 28th, 2008!

Posted by Nerhael on Jan 29, 2008
Hahahahaha!

As part of the "How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight" questionnaire:

Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?

Beautiful.

Posted by mike on Jan 29, 2008
25. I had assumed less.

Posted by fanoom on Jan 30, 2008
31, apparently not being afraid to punt kids helps you out a bit.

Posted by Nerhael on Jan 30, 2008
Um.....so check this out.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/30/the-worlds-greatest-fan-fic-half-life-full-life-consequences/

Basically, some 9 year old wrote some Half Life 2 fanfic.... And these guys found it, and animated it.

I think it's kind of amazing, especially the manipulation of the faces in the game engine.

Posted by phduffy on Jan 30, 2008
I think if you run through it assuming you're a UFC heavyweight with no morals, you can get 47.

If you run through it assuming you're Ghandi you get 6 or 7

Posted by Katie on Jan 30, 2008
I can take on 19. Mike, I'm almost surprised you beat me, what with my supreme martial arts skills. I think you must have a ruthless streak in there that I don't have.

Anyone else notice that Pete neglected to mention how many he can take on???

Posted by Nerhael on Jan 30, 2008
I can take on 22. I had to post that as soon as I saw that question, so hadn't finished the quiz at the time.

My instinct to survive had me answering some questions with the imagining that the little children were in fact hungry baby raptors after my liver for dessert.

Posted by Miguel on Jan 30, 2008
But Pete,

That's exactly what they are. If a little kid had the chance he would obliterate you just as soon as his greedy little mind had the whimsy.

Posted by Nerhael on Jan 30, 2008
Yeah, what with their only partially formed sense of right and wrong, they might poke out my eyes with the intention of filling it with a new and improved Play-doh eye.

Which would you know, suck.

Posted by phduffy on Jan 30, 2008
I love the idea of using them as a club.

Posted by Numinous on Jan 30, 2008
27.... not really a shock at all. that seems about right.

Posted by Miguel on Jan 30, 2008
With a morning star I think I could take on 60 before I accidentaly brained myself, with a scythe I could take on hundreds, mowing them down like so much wheat.