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My results
Posted by phduffy on Dec 04, 2006
Profile for Paul

Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, stupid, indecisive, self-hating, jerk.


Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Stupid
You are basically thick. If you think back, you will realise this is true. Most people you meet are smarter than you. This is because you are stupid. Ask a friend to explain this to you if some of the words are too long.

Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.

Self-hating
Deep down you hate yourself and that is why you always fail. Don't worry, you deserve to fail.


Your rating as a human being:

15%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Batlin (leader of the fellowship in Ultima 7)

Posted by Nerhael on Dec 04, 2006
Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, bossy, egomaniac, jerk.


Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

Bossy
You are constantly telling people what to do. This is because you are basically incompetent and lazy. People make voodoo dolls of you and put them through paper shredders.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.


Your rating as a human being:

2%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Barney (a dinosaur)

I WIN, now what do I get?
Posted by Miguel on Dec 04, 2006
Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, egomaniac, fuckwit.

Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.

Your rating as a human being:
0%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Pete, i think we're the same!
Posted by weberm1 on Dec 05, 2006
Profile for Melissa

Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, bossy, egomaniac, jerk.

Unlovable
No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

Bossy
You are constantly telling people what to do. This is because you are basically incompetent and lazy. People make voodoo dolls of you and put them through paper shredders.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.

Your rating as a human being:
2%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:
Barney (a dinosaur)


Posted by Nerhael on Dec 05, 2006
We are in truth, total and complete jerks.

teehee
Posted by weberm1 on Dec 05, 2006
i like that miguel is a fuckwit. that's beautiful.

Posted by Miguel on Dec 05, 2006
I for one think this is a very good test, it is uncannily accurate.....It has me down pat!

Although I dont quite know what a fuckwit is, but I'm quite sure I am one.

Posted by Numinous on Dec 05, 2006
you are..... dont worry I am too....

fuckwits for the win!

Posted by fanoom on Dec 05, 2006
Personality type: Slimy, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, egomaniac, jerk.


Slimy
You think of yourself as a Ladies' Man (or equivalent for your Gender/Preference). However, in reality the best you manage is meaningless sex with depressed people who feel sorry for someone even more pathetic than they are.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Know-it-all
You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

Indecisive
You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.


Your rating as a human being:

3%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Rasputin (mad monk)

Me and Miguel are the same, how fun...
Posted by krys on Dec 05, 2006
Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, egomaniac, fuckwit.


UnlovableNo matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

UncommunicativeYou find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Know-it-allYou think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

IndecisiveYou are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.

EgomaniacYou have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.


Your rating as a human being:

18%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Bill Gates III (chairman of Microsoft)

Posted by krys on Dec 05, 2006
oh but i am the best rated human being... nice..

Wait a minute!
Posted by Miguel on Dec 05, 2006
HOw come Krys and I have the exact same attributes and she gets an 18% humanity rating and I got 0!!!

And how come fanoom gets to be sweet mad rasputing and I get nerdy bill gates?

OH THE HUMANITY!

i feel you miguel
Posted by jessie on Dec 05, 2006
i got babe. like the pig. super lame (though cute!)

Profile for Kris
Posted by kristian on Dec 05, 2006
Personality type: Slimy, uncommunicative, stupid, bossy, egomaniac, fuckwit.


Slimy
You think of yourself as a Ladies' Man (or equivalent for your Gender/Preference). However, in reality the best you manage is meaningless sex with depressed people who feel sorry for someone even more pathetic than they are.

Uncommunicative
You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

Stupid
You are basically thick. If you think back, you will realise this is true. Most people you meet are smarter than you. This is because you are stupid. Ask a friend to explain this to you if some of the words are too long.

Bossy
You are constantly telling people what to do. This is because you are basically incompetent and lazy. People make voodoo dolls of you and put them through paper shredders.

Egomaniac
You have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.


Your rating as a human being:

10%
The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Chris Evans (TV presenter)

seriously.
Posted by weberm1 on Dec 06, 2006
what i would do to be babe, or nerdy bill gates. barney? the big purple dinosaur? NOBODY likes that guy, he's annoying. and not cute or rich.

i have nothing to work with.

agreed
Posted by jessie on Dec 06, 2006
melissa, yours does suck. way more than mine. sucker!