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Forum posts for 'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Posted by phduffy on Sep 19, 2006
So a pirate walked into a bar and ordered a shot of rum. The bartender poured it and slid it across the bar. The pirate downed it and asked for another. The bartender poured it and turned back to the pirate. He said “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice that you have a steering wheel coming out of your zipper.”

The pirate downed the second shot, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and said “Aaargh, it’s drivin’ me nuts."

Posted by weberm1 on Sep 19, 2006
good one duffy.

so, keeping in themes with pirates, last night i was watching 'wife swap' with my room mate, and it was pretty funny. for those of you who don't know what the show is about, it's exactly what you think from the title. and i think the familes switch for two weeks (?) and wives trade families, houses, everything and live by the regular house rules for one week, then incoporate their own for the last week.

well, the families last night could NOT be more different. family #1 was extremely organized and anal as hell. the woman had a label on EVERYTHING, including her underwear drawer. it was pure insanity. and, i'm happy to say, family #2 was a house full of pirates. now, you may think this is AWESOME, and it was, but also really creepy. i'm not a neat freak by any means, but the house was infested with fleas (ewwwww) and bill collectors came twice to possibly cut off utilities. the poor woman had to pay for it!

needless to say, it was interesting to see the pirate mom introduce chaos into the anal household, and the anal woman convinced the pirate dad to shave and get an accounting job, as compared to his regular pirate job?

alright everyone, embrace your pirattitude!

Posted by phduffy on Sep 19, 2006
argh, I be confused.

The Pirates had gold! And women! Why be they struggling to pay thaaar bills?

It's a Pirate's life for them... they should be robbing and pirating!!!


Posted by kristian on Sep 20, 2006
to summarize Wife Swap, the pirate woman moved to the anal house. So you might say she became an anal pirate...or maybe even, a butt pirate?

Posted by phduffy on Sep 20, 2006
It kind of sounds like the anal women gave the pirates alot of advice on how to live a fuller life. As though she was a therapist. So, she was pretty much an analrapist.