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Forum posts for Advice of the Day for April 7th 2006!

Posted by phduffy on Apr 07, 2006
Lindsay Lohan doens't change facial expressions:

You got equipped with nerd humour
Posted by bryan on Apr 07, 2006
Megaman photoshop. First page is most of the gold.

If you've never played mega man, you can probably skip this.

Posted by kristian on Apr 07, 2006

Clusty, the Clustering Engine

A new (?) search engine that I have heard is better than Google (though I have not really had a chance to use it) without the censorship!

Watch out... or Watch it?!?!?!?
Posted by Beth on Apr 07, 2006

Who knew this movie would get so much press...... maybe this will be the Brotha's breakthru role!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed and laughed...
Posted by mike on Apr 07, 2006

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and
falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man
dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you
are in heaven."

"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young,"
said Tom. "I want you to send me back immediately."

"It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a
hen. The choice is your own."

Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is
too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running
around with a rooster can't be that bad.

"I want to return as a hen," Tom replied.

And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely
feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then along
came the rooster.

"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said. "How do
you like being a hen?"

"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my butt is about to explode."

"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg."

"How do I do that?" Tom asked.

"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop'
an egg was on the ground.

"Wow" Tom said. "That felt really good!" So he clucked again and
squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the
ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

"Tom, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're crappin' all over the place!