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Easy, Paul….
Posted by alltogethernow on Jul 02, 2005
First to go would be the Zombie. A Zombie will go down pretty quick to someone properly armed***. Cops, Mechanics, and Administrative Assistants have killed Zombies with little more than a crudely modified blender. If these normal people can kill a Zombie I think it can be agreed that Ninjas, Robots and Pirates wouldn’t have much trouble dealing with them. Their respective Katana/Ballistic Missile/Black Powder Pistol would quickly dispatch any smack talking Zombie.

*** This is assuming the Zombie in question isn’t some sort of SUPER Zombie.

Now we are left with the Pirate, the Ninja and the Robot. This point could be argued, but I believe the Robot would be the next to go. Robots are tough. No doubt about it. Usually constructed of powerful alloys (or gems in some cases) and wielding destructive power on par with a small army Robots can be a dangerous foe. BUT Robots lack one thing, HEART. Ninjas and Pirates would easily beat the Robot with their HEART alone.

The Robot would likely win the first few rounds of the battle. The Ninja and the Pirate would be battered and bruised but would prevail. They would suck it up and stand up on legs that shouldn’t be working. Next they would take one shaky step towards their enemy, whilst rolling up their sleeves. Then one last hit and it would all be over. You see the Ninja and Pirate really, REALLY want to win the fight, the Ninja for honor, the Pirate for booty. The Robot has just been programmed to win which can never compete with pure human desire.

Speaking of desire, the winner of the last round (Ninja vs. Pirate) is already known. It is a very simple rule that whenever Pirates and Ninjas get together they must make sweet, sweet love until the sun comes up (or goes down… I guess it depends when they started). A Ninja’s respect for a Pirate is soooooooo great that they just break down and make love to any one they see. Same goes for Pirates. It’s a True FACT.

The result of such an encounter is really the greatest thing….
I present the NINJA PIRATE!

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Easy, Paul….
Posted by alltogethernow on Jul 02, 2005
First to go would be the Zombie. A Zombie will go down pretty quick to someone properly armed***. Cops, Mechanics, and Administrative Assistants have killed Zombies with little more than a crudely modified blender. If these normal people can kill a Zombie I think it can be agreed that Ninjas, Robots and Pirates wouldn’t have much trouble dealing with them. Their respective Katana/Ballistic Missile/Black Powder Pistol would quickly dispatch any smack talking Zombie.

*** This is assuming the Zombie in question isn’t some sort of SUPER Zombie.

Now we are left with the Pirate, the Ninja and the Robot. This point could be argued, but I believe the Robot would be the next to go. Robots are tough. No doubt about it. Usually constructed of powerful alloys (or gems in some cases) and wielding destructive power on par with a small army Robots can be a dangerous foe. BUT Robots lack one thing, HEART. Ninjas and Pirates would easily beat the Robot with their HEART alone.

The Robot would likely win the first few rounds of the battle. The Ninja and the Pirate would be battered and bruised but would prevail. They would suck it up and stand up on legs that shouldn’t be working. Next they would take one shaky step towards their enemy, whilst rolling up their sleeves. Then one last hit and it would all be over. You see the Ninja and Pirate really, REALLY want to win the fight, the Ninja for honor, the Pirate for booty. The Robot has just been programmed to win which can never compete with pure human desire.

Speaking of desire, the winner of the last round (Ninja vs. Pirate) is already known. It is a very simple rule that whenever Pirates and Ninjas get together they must make sweet, sweet love until the sun comes up (or goes down… I guess it depends when they started). A Ninja’s respect for a Pirate is soooooooo great that they just break down and make love to any one they see. Same goes for Pirates. It’s a True FACT.

The result of such an encounter is really the greatest thing….
I present the NINJA PIRATE!

" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com

Well..
Posted by phduffy on Jul 02, 2005
I figured the Zombie would go down hard.

After that I wasn't sure.

And I was going to bring up pirate-ninjas, but you beat me to it.


So, the next question is, is there any other combination that could compete with the Pirate Ninja?


We've seen Pirate Zombies, and they don't seem that great...
Zombie Ninjas??


What about... a Robot Ninja?

The answer is clear.
Posted by mike on Jul 02, 2005
In a fight between a zombie, a pirate, a robot, and a ninja... EVERYBODY WINS!

The onlookers that is.