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Forum posts for Advice of the Day for May 9th 2005!

Socks
Posted by kristian on May 09, 2005
Here's a tip...if you don't want to wear sandals with your shorts and you hate the feel of bare feet in your shoes, try either buying some ankle socks (these are acceptable for guys as well) OR folding your existing sock back down over your foot so that the foot is only covered to the ankle. Or you could just go 1983 styles and roll them all the way down so that your ankle has a ring like Saturn....oh yeah.

Diesenate me!
Posted by phduffy on May 09, 2005
In case you didn't click on the link, here's some facts about the Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel doesn't see the colour red. He hears it.

Vin Diesel has replaced ‘plasma’ as the fourth state of matter.

Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Vin Diesel wins.

Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "Awesome"

Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.

South Park's Kenny is a homage to the fact that Vin Diesel will never die.

By law is not allowed to use the letter "Q".

The final digit of Pi is Vin Diesel.

In the 1903 edition of Webster's Dictionary, Vin Diesel is the definition of all the words.

Until Taxes came along, Death and Vin Diesel were the only constants in life.

Vin Diesel is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying.

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

Vin Diesel owns the last living unicorn, who he named Jake in honor of Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself.

my favourite so far
Posted by Katie on May 09, 2005
Vin Diesel uses diamond studded condoms. He uses them with no regard for his partners pain, but after sex, offers them radiator coolant, for use as local anesthetic.

Fantastic
Posted by mike on May 09, 2005
The universe was created when Vin Diesel punched God in the face. The event was later named the big bang theory.

KATIE
Posted by vivian on May 09, 2005
Katie, did you see the new episode of The Simpsons last night?

there was a character named Katie Anderson in it. We thought of you.

The final digit of Pi is Vin Diesel.
Awesome.

VIVIAN!!!
Posted by Katie on May 10, 2005
I didn't see it, and now you've totally left me hanging.

Did she remind you of me because she is a raging bitch? Or because she had a portuguese boyfriend?

Or just because she had my name?

Katie!!
Posted by Hatful on May 10, 2005
I didn't see the episode either, but she may have reminded Vivian of you cause she was super cute and very funny.

*wink*

hmmmm
Posted by Katie on May 10, 2005
perhaps you are right!

What a nice thought.

katie:
Posted by vivian on May 10, 2005
she had big knockers!

hehe.. k, no.. she was just a little girl in an American Idol type show with Lisa, and Krusty just announces that Katie Anderson was being eliminated, and that was it.. i think you see her crying